A parody song inspired by the1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl song.
Tackling the Born Free Protocol with its 80 supplements? You're a BFP hero! This song, "The Supplement Shuffle," is our high-five to you. It's your fun, upbeat anthem on the journey to health. Sing along and shuffle through each supplement with a smile!
Verse 1—The Fellowship of the Vitamins
In the land of health, where legends roam,
We're the supplement heroes, in our wellness dome.
With ALCAR arrows and Alpha-GPC shields,
We march like warriors across nutrient fields.
Like King Arthur's knights, with chalice in hand,
Our morning routine's a quest so grand.
Facing the dragon of die-offs, with courage and might,
We wield our enzymes like Excalibur, shining bright.
Chorus 1
Do the Supplement Shuffle,
In a saga of pills and lore.
With every heroic gulp and swallow,
We're legends forevermore.
Verse 2—The Superhero Serum Saga
In a world where superheroes gather and unite,
Our minerals and vitamins join the fight.
Magnesium like Thor's hammer, striking with force,
In our health Avengers, we plot our course.
Dodging oxalate kryptonite, we soar like Superman,
With every antioxidant, we hatch a grand plan.
Like Spider-Man swinging, with a probiotic web,
We navigate our regimen, step by fabulous step.
Chorus 2
Do the Supplement Shuffle,
In a comic of health and zest.
With our superpowers and potions,
We're on an epic quest.
Verse 3—The Odyssey of Immunity
In an odyssey of immunity, where ancient gods play,
We're the modern heroes, in a mythical fray.
With Reishi like ambrosia, and elderberry nectar,
In this pantheon of wellness, we're the prime vector.
Through seas of supplements, like Odysseus we sail,
With wisdom and courage, we will prevail.
In this fantastical journey, with health as our grail,
We're the mythical warriors, hearty and hale.
Chorus 3
Do the Supplement Shuffle,
In a legend so bold and grand.
With every mythic pill and elixir,
We're in a health wonderland.
Outro
So here's to the shufflers, in their epic tale,
Dancing through health, without fail.
With every supplement, story, and heroic spree,
We're the wellness champions, mighty and free!
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